Folks, let me tell you, I've had a lot of beers. Some say the best beers. But this one? This one is tremendous. It's big, it's strong - just like my relationship with my good friend Vlad. We get along so well. Some people, very nasty people, say I shouldn't be his lapdog, but guess what? I'm back, baby! Back on his lap, getting all the belly rubs, and let me tell you - it's the best lap. So warm, so powerful, just like this Double Hazy IPA. We're talking double dry-hopped, folks. Huge flavour, bigger than NATO's problems. It's juicy, it's hazy, and let's be honest - just like my foreign policy, it's got zero transparency. One sip and you'll be begging for more, just like me begging for Vlad's approval. And the hops? Massive. Trust me, I know hops. Nobody knows hops better than me. Some say this is collusion. I say it's delicious.